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Collection Of Best Dragon Puns
Q: What do you call a dragon that rides a bus?
A: A passenger.
Q: Why did the dragon stand on the marshmallow?
A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: What do you call a dragon with a machine gun?
A: “Sir.”
Q: What do you call a dragon wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want: it can’t hear you.
Q: How can you tell if there are three dragons in the ice cream shop?
A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
Q: Why do dragons have scaly skin?
A: To hold their insides together.
Q: Where do you find dragons?
A: It depends on where you left them.
Q: Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
A: She needed to barbeque some chicken.
Q: How do you know if there is a dragon under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: Why do dragons hate birthday parties? A: Blowing out the candles is impossible.
Q: Why do dragons have flat feet?
A: From stamping out the candles.
Q: What eats more tacos than one dragon? Two dragons.
Q: What has 4 legs, 4 wings, and a tail?
A: A dragon with spare parts.
Q: What do dragons have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dragons.
Q: How do you raise a baby dragon?
A: With a fork lift!
Q: What did the cat say to the dragon? A: “Meow!”
Q: What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day of the week?
A: Chewsday.
Q: What should you do to a blue dragon? A: Cheer it up.
Q: Why did the dragon wear green sneakers?
A: Her red ones were in the wash.
Q: What should you do to a yellow dragon? Teach it to be brave.
Q: Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?
A: The ice melts.
Q: How do you get down from a dragon?
A: You don’t! You get down from a goose.
Q: How does a dragon get down from a tree?
A: He doesn’t! Even dragons know you get down from a goose!
Q: What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
A: Water polo.
Q: What do you call a dragon at the North Pole?
Lost.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn?
A: A dragicorn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a skunk?
A: I don’t know but PLEASE don’t make it mad.
Q: What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper?
A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.
Q: Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
A: Because they didn’t smoke.
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
Q: What’s the difference between a choir of angels and a flight of dragons?
A: The horn section.
Q: What did the dragon do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a tow truck.
Q: What’s the first step to getting a dragon into a matchbox?
A: Take out all the matches.
Q: What do you get if you take a dragon into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
Q: How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Dragons can’t change light bulbs, but you should see them light a candle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dragon with a whale?
A: A submarine with a flame thrower.
Q: Why are dragons wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the dragon cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What was the dragon doing on the highway?
A: About 10 miles per hour.
Q: Why are there so many dragons battling knights?
A: The fridge isn’t large enough to hold them all.
Q: How do you get two dragons out of the water?
A: One by one.
Q: What does a doctor give a dragon who’s going to be sick?
A: Plenty of room!
Q: What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
A: A fire alarm.
Q: What did the kid dragon say before going trick or treating?
A: I’m all fired up!
Q: What has wings and bounces?
A: A dragon on a trampoline
Q: Why are dragons good storytellers?
A: They all have tails.
Q: What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?
Oh no.
A: More tinned food.
Q: What do dragons do for laughs?
A: They tell people jokes.
Q: What’s big and green and slimy, and hangs from tall trees?
A: Dragon boogers.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and a dragon?
A: Flying fish.
Q: What would happen if a dragon sat in front of you at the movies?
A: You would miss most of the show.
Q: What’s as big as a dragon, but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: A dragon’s shadow.
Q: How do you make a dragon float?
A: One scoop of ice cream, one dragon and one really big cup of soda.
Q: What happens when a dragon sits in front of you at the movies?
You miss most of the picture!
Q: What do you know when you see three dragons walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They’re all on the same team.
Q: How do you stop an angry dragon from charging at you?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: What do you give a seasick dragon?
A: Lots of room.
Q: What is more difficult than getting a dragon into the back seat of your car? A: Getting TWO dragons into the back seat of your car!
Q: What did the gold say to the dragon? A: Nothing, gold can’t talk.
Q: What is huge, scaly, and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderdragon.
Q: What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and a dragon?
A: If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!
Q: How can you tell if there’s a dragon in the ice cream shop?
A: His bike is outside.
Q: What should you do to a white dragon? A: Hold its nose until it turns blue, then follow the directions for a blue dragon.
Q: What should you do to a green dragon? Wait until it gets ripe.
Q: What kind of dragons live at the South Pole?
A: Cold ones.
Q: What do you get when you cross dragons with peanut butter?
A: Dragons that stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: Why do dragons paint their toenails red? A: To hide in cherry trees.
Q: Why do dragons have cracks between their toes?
For carrying their library cards.
Q: Why do dragons have cracks between their toes?
To help them climb the cherry trees.
Q: What time is it when a dragon sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Q: What time is it when a dragon sit on your sofa?
A: Time to get a new sofa.
Q: What time is it when a dragon sits on your toilet?
A: Time to run away.
Q: What time is it when 10 dragons are chasing you?
A: Ten to one!
Q: What did the fifth dragon in the car discover?
A: The sun roof.
Q: How many unicorns can you fit in a car? A: None, the dragons are in there!
Q: What do you get if you take a dragon into the city?
A: Free Parking.
