Music is a language, it is communication and it is art. However, unlike a normal language, such as Spanish or English, music has the characteristic of being universal, it can be listened to by anyone and can convey countless emotions and sensations.
If we take a look around us we can perfectly understand that we are surrounded by daily sounds and noises: a falling drop, the cry of a child, the waves of the sea; all this is music. Music is special for this very reason because it can unite different people, it can cheer and comfort.
Regardless of the musical genres that you listen to, music also helps us to create our own identity, from rock to pop, from opera to popular song, every single genre unites people with the same characteristics.
To celebrate our love for music here are some hilarious music puns and jokes for all the music lovers, like us.
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Funny Music Puns
1. I’m feeling “note”-worthy today.
2. Are you a music teacher? You seem “sharp.”
3. That musician had a “bass-ically” amazing performance.
4. Let’s “scale” up the fun with some music!
5. Did you hear about the classical composer? He was “bach” in action.
6. These music puns are “chord-tastic!”
7. My favorite instrument? “Hands down,” it’s the piano.
8. Why did the music stand collapse? Because it lost its “stand-ability.”
9. “Treble”-makers are always interesting!
10. That singer is so good, they’re “unbe-“lyrical.
11. Let’s “rock” this conversation with more puns!
12. Those musical cats? Total “purr-formers.”
13. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught “key”-ing someone’s car!
14. “Rap”ping up these puns is a lot of fun.
15. Let’s “harmonize” our thoughts on these puns.
16. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One and Anna Two!
17. The composer had a “grand” idea for a new symphony.
18. I tried to write a pun about the orchestra, but it’s hard to “conductor” properly.
19. Why was the math book sad? It had too many “problems.”
20. These puns are “instrumental” to our amusement.
21. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
22. The musician couldn’t find his keys; he was totally “note”-less.
23. Let’s “compose” a masterpiece of puns!
24. Those two notes had a “flat” relationship, but they “resolved” their differences.
25. What’s a pirate’s favorite musical note? “Sea”!
26. Can’t “beet” a good song for breakfast.
27. What’s a vampire’s favorite musical instrument? The “organ”!
28. You’re “clef”-er for coming up with these puns.
29. Did you hear about the guitarist who got arrested? He was caught “fret”-ting!
30. Let’s “bass” our puns on quality.
31. The orchestra members “bow” down to their conductor.
32. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite instrument? The “trom-bone”!
33. Are we “orchestrating” a pun party here?
34. My friend’s music-themed bakery is “crust” the best.
35. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught “rest”-ing during class!
36. That composer’s life is full of “high notes.”
37. Let’s “jazz” up the conversation with more puns.
38. The music store owner had “note”-worthy business skills.
39. I told my friend a music joke, but it fell “flat.”
40. What did the music lover say after the amazing concert? “Bravo-keydoke!”
41. These puns are so “sharp” and “flat”-tering.
42. Let’s “melody” out more puns from our creative minds.
43. What’s a cow’s favorite musical genre? “Moo”-sic!
44. I’m reading a book on famous composers; it’s quite “instrumental.”
45. Did you hear about the music stand’s secret? It’s “uprighteous”!
46. Let’s keep the puns “tuned” just right.
47. The orchestra members were “string”-ing along with the conductor.
48. What do you call a fish that’s good at playing music? A “tuna”!
49. Are these puns “tempo”-rary or forever?
50. The drumsticks were in a “beat”-iful relationship.
51. Let’s “harmony” on these puns and enjoy the music.
52. The musician couldn’t find his pencil; he was totally “note”-less.
53. What do you call a dog that’s a DJ? A “paw”-ty starter!
54. I told a joke about classical music, but it was too “piano”-issimo.
55. Are these puns “treble”-ing your enjoyment?
56. That composer’s life is a “sonata” success story.
57. What do you call a musical insect? A “hum”-mingbird!
58. Let’s keep the puns “rhythm”-ic and rolling.
59. The conductor was “baton”-ting a symphony of excellence.
60. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
61. These puns are in perfect “pitch.”
62. I’m “note”-icing how fun these puns are!
63. What’s a tree’s favorite musical instrument? The “trumpet”!
64. Let’s “jazz” up this conversation even more.
65. That musician is a “key” player in the industry.
66. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
67. These puns are hitting all the right “chords.”
68. The composer had a “major” influence on the music world.
69. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A “gummy” bear!
70. Let’s “compose” a symphony of laughter with these puns.
71. The orchestra was having a “violin-t” argument.
72. Are these puns “scale”-ing up your mood?
73. I’m “note”-ing down these puns for future use.
74. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The “trom-bone”!
75. Let’s “harmonize” our punny thoughts.
76. The conductor had a “baton”-down leadership style.
77. What do you call a singing laptop? An “Adele”-ware!
78. These puns are definitely “rock”-solid.
79. The composer’s legacy is truly “note”-worthy.
80. What’s a ghost’s favorite instrument? The “g-organ”!
81. Let’s “orchestrate” more puns for a grand time.
82. The saxophonist was feeling quite “reed”-y to perform.
83. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many “bytes” of stress.
84. These puns are like “music” to my ears.
85. What do you call a musical snowman? A “flurry”-naut!
86. Let’s “harmony”-ze our punning skills.
87. The conductor was always in “baton”-mode.
88. What’s a vampire’s favorite song? “Bleed It Out” by Linkin “Park”!
89. These puns are striking all the right “notes.”
90. The composer’s creativity was “key” to his success.
91. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was “outstanding” in his field!
92. Let’s “rock” and “roll” with more puns!
93. The violinist’s talent was truly “string”-credible.
94. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “abominable” snowman!
95. Let’s “tune” in to more pun-tastic moments.
96. The conductor’s passion was “orchestrally” inspiring.
97. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite instrument? The “jumpiano”!
98. These puns are “pitch”-perfect.
99. The pianist’s skills were truly “grand.”
100. Let’s “harmonize” our pun-filled finale!
Best Music Puns
1. I was wondering why music was coming from my printer. apparently the paper was jamming.
2. I believe that orchestral music is inappropriate for kids. There’s too much sax and violins.
3. The claim that I turned the subwoofer off is a bass-less accusation.
4. I thought of a music pun but I’ll refrain.
5. I got kicked out of my choir because nobody could hear me. Singing loudly just isn’t my forte.
6. We are a music store just trying to drum up business.
7. Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter? Pretty nuts
8. I watched a movie about music puns last week. It ended in a clef-hanger.
9. My friend tried to steal a copy of “Free Fallin'” from a music store. He was arrested for Petty theft.
10. So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like? The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Piano puns
1. I’ve removed all the black keys from my piano Hopefully I’ll C Major improvement!
2. I have played piano for years. I used to play by ear It sounds much better now that I use my hands
3. After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano. But it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.
4. I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft. It’s in A flat minor.
5. My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low key
6. Recently broke my thumb, I asked the nurse if I’d be able to play the piano? She said I would I said that’s good I couldn’t play it before.
Band puns
1. You ever heard the Stormtrooper band Probably not, they’ve never had a hit.
2. I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit. It was always just one ting after another.
3. You can book my band for corporate events We’re called Linkedin Park
4. You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism They appreciate feedback.
5. I’ve started a new band called “Blanket’ We’re a cover band
6. Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven’t got a gig yet.
Song puns
1. I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone. And then Samsung.
2. I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday. They arrested me for colorful language.
3. I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
4. I just made a song about hammers. It’s a real banger.
5. Did you hear the new pop song about Covid? it’s pretty catchy.
6. Never write sad songs You’re just making a bad situation verse!
7. I’ve just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.
Violin puns
1. Three musicians were arrested They were violion people
2. My son dropped and broke his violin But I fixed it with some cellotape.
3. Someone once asked if I ever played the violin I told him that I had fiddled with it
4. Violinist Caught After a String of Robberies
5. The violinist always seemed to have problems with his instrument. Since he was constantly fiddling with it.
6. I used an old Stradivarius violin to try and play a piece by Handel. But I baroque it.
Music jokes
1. What kind of music do planets listen to? – Neptunes!
2. How do plants play music? – They use a xylem-phone
3. What music terrifies balloons? – Pop music.
4. Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats? – Because, dogs can Bach
5. What makes music heavy metal? – A lead singer.
6. What type of music do cool rabbits listen to? – Hip Hop
