This collection of Monkey puns is udderly amazing! This is one of the best places for monkey puns and they are for all ages. Great for adult and kids. We’re adding more funny monkey puns all the time, so if you done reading these check back for new puns.
Monkey puns
Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A: It won’t be long now.
Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: To a retailer
Q: Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
A: The elevator was broken.
Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George
Q: What do you tell a bad monkey?
A: Stop chimping about.
Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?
A: On the ape vine
Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?
A: On the ape vine
Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: She was stapled to the first one.
Q: What do you call a Monkey in a tree?
A: A Branch Manager
Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?
A: Let the chimps fall where they may.
Q: What fruit do monkeys like to eat?
A: Ape-les
Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one
Q: How do monkeys make toast?
A: Put bread under the gorilla. (the grill)
Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars
Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear
Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Peer Pressure
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster.
Q: How do you open an ape?
A: With a mon-key
Q: Did you hear about the man who can jump from tree to tree?
A: He was a monkey’s uncle.
Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
Q: Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
A: Because he wanted to catch his
Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a parrot?
A: Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!
Q: What do you call a Chimpanzee that works in a bar?
A: A Monkey Wench
Q: Why did the monkey go to the park?
A: To climb the monkey bars
Q: What did the ape say when it missed the phone call?
A: Who-rang-utang
Q: Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? A: Because they have such big fingers
Q: Why did the monkey like the banana? A: Because it had appeal
Q: Why does the monkey go crazy?
A: Because he’s bananas
Q: How did the gorilla know he was sick? A: He had a belly ape.
Q: Why shouldn’t you get into a fight with a monkey?
A: They use gorilla warfare.
Q: How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?
A: With a bargaining chimp
Q: What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and wand?
A: Hairy potter
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead
Q: Why did the ape try to cook on his head?
A: He thought he was a griller.
Q: Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs there.
Q: What kind of monkey flies?
A: Hot air baboons
Q: If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do? A: Pay him.
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block
Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split
Q: Did you hear about the awful jungle party?
A: Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip.
Q: What do you call a Monkey in a garden?
A: A Plant Manger
Q: What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?
A: Jungle Bells
Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana.
Q: Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A: Because he had to take care of some monkey business
Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
A: A Monkey Business
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun
Q: Where does a 2,000-pound gorilla sit? A: Anywhere it wants
Q: A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella. Which one got wet?
A: None of them, it wasn’t raining.
Q: Why do monkeys climb trees?
A: The elevators are always broken.
Q: What do you call a monkey that succeeds at every sport?
A: A chimpion
Q: Where does a baby ape sleep?
A: In an apricot
Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A: Baboom
Q: What side of a monkey has more hair? A: The outside
Q: When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?
A: In Ape-ril (April)
Q: What did the monkey wear when cooking dinner?
A: An APE-ron
